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once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
(via nesteasill)
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
(via nesteasill)
Me: hi there! How are you tonight?
Customer: tall mocha
My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mochaI FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
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(via ruinedchildhood)
me: able to read a book in a day
also me: unable to read 10 pages for a college class
(via omgthatsisabella)
my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?
me :
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